Parties

All of the parties anyone goes to before they are 21, and most of the parties they go to afterwards, suck.  Well, that's not entirely true.  When you are little birthday parties are fun for the person whose party it is.  Rarely are they fun for the guests.  Mostly the guests have their mom buy the birthday boy or girl a present, often a gift they would rather have for themselves.  Then they go to the party, and you are not old enough to drink so that's no fun.  Sometimes its a theme party, like Ninja Turtles, which can be kind of cool, especially if the cake has a sweet decoration on it, like of Ninja Turtles. 

How To Be and What To Think

I have suspected for a long time that when I have an opinion about something, it is absolutely the correct opinion. Some might say that is egotistical. They are wrong. Some might say its impossible to have the right opinion about something, because by definition opinions are neither right nor wrong. They are wrong. Recently I have decided absolutely that my opinion on everything is the correct opinion, and I feel it is my duty to share that opinion with you, so that you might be a better person. What will happen in this post and future posts is simply that I will tell you how you should be, or what you should think about something. It could be anything really, a movie, a book, a social norm, or something else entirely.