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Sunday, March 21, 2010

Why Everything is Better in 3D Until Somebody Barfs

When I was growing up I would hear stories about how in the old days, sometimes people went to 3D movies.  I saw pictures of throngs of moviegoers with their red/blue 3D glasses on, mesmerized by the images of exploitative b-movies popping into their faces.  





Saturday, March 20, 2010

Intergalactic Warfare

Most would agree that intergalactic warfare is inevitable.  Some day our planet will make contact with intelligent life on another planet, and chances are there will be something about them The Bible says is wrong. 



Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Why Wendys is the Superior Fast Food Chain



The first Wendys was opened in Rome and led directly to the end of their empire. When Dave Thomas opened the first Wendys is Rome in 1500 BC, he wanted a place where Romans and Greeks could get together and talk about representative government.


Why Sporks Exist

The origins of sporks actually can be traced back to the original Star Trek series.

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

How To Solve A Rubik's Cube

My sister Lisa, in commenting on the How To Raise A Baby Tiger post, recommended six additional post topics.  The first is, How To Solve a Rubik's Cube.  So, here is, definitively, how to solve a Rubik's Cube:



How To Raise a Baby Tiger

I have received my first official post request, and its funny because I guess I assumed all of these posts would be sort of angry, or at least sarcastic, but my friend Jamie saw that I started this blog, and he kind of thought of it more as an advice column, or at least, somewhere one might find "how-to's."  That is not exactly what I had in mind, but when he asked me to write about how to raise a baby tiger, I couldn't refuse.  In any event, for Jamie, here is how to raise a baby tiger, and what to think about it: